[MISC][11.29.10] Taeyeon's Intruction Manual Vol 2.1: How to eat a banana, Taeyeon-style.

First, take the head off. Use only your middle and thumb fingers to do this, and make sure you dispose of the idkwthucallthatthing afterwards. Just…throw it on the ground, Taeyeon promotes littering. IDK Y she took the head off when she’ll just peel it the other way around.

Second, turn the banana upside down. Peel it veeerrrry carefully. You don’t wanna be eating banana peel. Another thing, make sure you show remorse while ‘stripping’ this banana off its peel, you don’t wanna come off as sadistic now, do you?

Now here’s the fun part. You slowly take a tiny bite off the banana (manners, amiryt?), then…thoroughly chew the thing to bits and pieces. Make it seem like it tastes disgusting, this is to fend off any shikshin from stealing your precious food.

Now that you have successfully prevented the shikshin from stealing your banana, show them how much your enjoying it.

I don’t even know how to describe this. Yeah……>_> wthtaeyeon

Lastly, savor the taste. Make sure you don’t have any banana pieces sticking/dangling on your lips. Bitches these days, they never tell you you have something on your face, they just laugh T_T

Congrulations. You have now successfully eaten a banana. REJOICE! Bajillion points to SONES!



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